Celebrity Endorsement

A Mr Les Williams has written in to say that we are 'clearly as mad as a box of frogs'. Thank you sir. Although you have to admit that competition vis a vis humourous speleological websites is a bit thin on the ground. Nice to have a niche.

Comments

[Speleolabs Product Development Team]

Dear Chrissalis. Thank you for your customer feedback, which has been considered in detail by our product development team.

Sadly we no longer produce sunglasses (or glare reduction speleogoggles) as we discovered people took them caving and kept falling down rifts. And we don't want to be sued. Similarly the soluble karibiners and steel wool helmet chinstraps were clearly dimissed on health & safety grounds and the fact that we already understand that actively injuring you customers tends not to be good PR. Being dead also dramatically reduces an individual's propensity to purchase fine caving related merchandise - first rule of marketing.

What's a 'thrusk?' It's not a thing, it's a feeling, an action, and emption. Thrusking is lovingly explained on our words page.

Finally - boxes of frogs. No doubt we can do you a quote for these. Naturally we use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Lark's vomit is extra.

I hope this meets all your customer information needs, again thanks for you thought provoking input.

(see http://www.wizardnews.com/story.200310272.html)