Speleobling!

Its happened! Its here, and SPELEOLABS told you first. Speleobling is in da area. Caving metal work has now gone urban. All over Exeter hip youth have been seen spotted sporting rigging equipment, krabs and various other shiny bits of speleo accessories. This includes clown hangers on the fingers and stops round the neck. The cordless hilti drill is the ultimate in accesorising, preferably along with a maypole under the arm. A 13 year old from Mount Pleasant was arrested yesterday while placing a spit in the site of Spar. The owner was heard to be annoyed as he felt his shop had been "over bolted by the little terrors". You wait till they find P hangers! Sales of Loose Change live at Priddy Village Hall have shot throught the roof and caving slogans have been graffitied all over the place ("permits suck" was sprayed on the catheral). Caving is most definitely the new underground happening. Speleolabs has employed an undercover photographer to access the scene and will bring you a full pictorial report early next week. Keep it Real!

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[Tom Foord]

Word on the street is that Eminem has caught on to the 'speleo-bling' craze. I caught a sneak preview of his forthcoming single at the weekend.
The song contains the unmistakeable lyric (in an MC Hammer style): "STOP!!! FOOT-JAMMER TIME!!"
It seems that Mr Slim Shady is getting into his rope walking! Perhaps you could hire him to do a live PA on the Spleleolabs stall at Hidden Earth?